Tuesday, February 3, 2009

House Sitter

I came home from work to be greeted by my mother, "Oh, what a surprise to see you!"

Me: "Oh? Why?"

Grace: "Why are you here?"

Me: "I live here?"

Grace: "No, you don't"

Me: "Oh, I see. What are you doing here?"

Grace: "I'm house sitting."

Me: "Oh, well, uh , right, uh.... can I help?"